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Post by Taleisin on Feb 8, 2009 7:58:41 GMT
me-ow o.O
A man sits next to a large lady in a bar. "Want to hear a blonde joke?" He asks. The lady turns to him. "I have black belt in Judo and Karate. I weight lift everyday and I swim every weekend. The lady next to me can lift elephants, works out everyday and is an expert in Kung Fu. The lady next to her can benchpress 100 times, jogs 10 miles every day, also works out and has a black belt in Taekwondo and is a sensei in Silat. We are all blonde. You still want to tell that joke?" The man thinks for a moment. "Don't worry," he says. "I'll tell it slowly."
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Post by Sorcerero on Feb 8, 2009 8:07:52 GMT
Lmao
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Post by chipper on Feb 8, 2009 9:40:27 GMT
lol tale i liked that and mike the bar one was ma joke -.-
well here's mine, pretty lame though what does michael jackson and a playstation have in common?
they both get turned on by little kids
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Post by som3dud on Feb 9, 2009 12:19:19 GMT
*a guy who was sent to the army trys to avoid the army* guy: doc, i can't be a soldier, i'm blind! For instance...do you see that nail over there? doc: yes. guy: well i don't!
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Post by som3dud on Feb 9, 2009 12:29:29 GMT
*two gus in the forest... lets say #1 was Jim and #2 was Bill* Jim: dude... i just took a dump and were out of toilet paper... Bill: so? be a man! wipe it off with 10$! Jim:ok... *After a while...* Jim: dude...i think i have 50ยข stuck in my butt...
MORAL OF THIS JOKE: NEVER EVER WIPE "IT" OFF WITH COINS...
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Post by som3dud on Feb 9, 2009 12:34:05 GMT
*A poor man asking God for help, he asks the first time...*
man: plz God...help me win a lottery. *Nothing happens...he trys the second time...* man: plz God...help me win the lottery... *nothing happens, neither does anything happen the third time...or the fourth time, or the fifth...finnaly God gets pissed off and says* God: plz mortal...atleast buy a lottery ticket...>.>
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Post by som3dud on Feb 21, 2009 20:03:20 GMT
when the boogy-man goes to sleep...he cheks if Chuck Norris isn't hiding underneath his bed...
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Post by Taleisin on Feb 22, 2009 9:01:14 GMT
A pregnant woman at a bank gets shot in the stomach three times and gets rushed to hospital where she has triplets, two girls and a boy. The doctor says "There is a bullet in the stomach of each child but they'll pass out naturally in time." The woman goes home all safe and sound with her 3 babies. 7 years later.... The first daughter comes up crying and says "Mummy I've done a very bad thing." Mum says "What is it?" The daughter looks up and says "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The mother comforts the child and explains what happened at the bank. The daughter wanders off happily. Later during the day, the second daughter comes up and says "Mummy I've done a very bad thing." "You passed a bullet into the toilet right?" The mother asks. The daughter looks up and says "Yes how did you know?" The mother comforts the child and explains what happened at the bank. Later on the son comes up and says "Mummy I've done a very bad thing." "You passed a bullet into the toilet right?" The mother asks. "No," says the boy. "I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
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Post by petrcech34 on Feb 22, 2009 14:53:21 GMT
hahaa very funny
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Post by Taleisin on Mar 1, 2009 6:57:45 GMT
thank ye kindly ;D
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Post by cydimi on Mar 10, 2009 18:51:49 GMT
im gona rob a bank today. im gona walk in naked with a blue goat and im gona throw the goat out of the window. then im gona run around screaming "big fat willys!" then wen ive got the money im gona do a poo on the floor and throw it at the manager. then im gona drive away in a car shaped like a pie....
lets see the crimewatch team stage a reconstruction of that!!!!
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Post by Taleisin on Mar 16, 2009 9:47:53 GMT
Two eggs boiling in a pan. One egg says to the other "I've got a huge crack." The other egg replies "Stop f**k**g teasing me I'm not hard yet."
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Post by som3dud on Mar 26, 2009 18:32:11 GMT
Time For Some "YOh MaMA jOKeS" =D (if you dont like them closing your eyes is smartest thing to do in these kinda situations...)
"Your momma is so UGLY, she needs to sneak-up on the mirror"
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN >=D
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Post by Taleisin on Mar 28, 2009 23:47:02 GMT
Your mother gave birth to you.
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Post by som3dud on Mar 29, 2009 10:00:23 GMT
er? nvm itl just get more confusing...
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