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Post by Taleisin on Jul 3, 2009 9:20:14 GMT
Ummmm wha?
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Post by Sorcerero on Jul 3, 2009 9:27:19 GMT
I know a joke... Corey!
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Post by Taleisin on Jul 3, 2009 9:44:41 GMT
Oh MEOW!
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Post by Taleisin on Jul 5, 2009 11:27:42 GMT
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The nighbour was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your f**k**g cat."
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Post by rachelandcenlix on Jul 27, 2009 5:38:52 GMT
i talking about some other country...
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Post by Taleisin on Jul 31, 2009 10:17:35 GMT
There was a man who had always wanted an expensive car - a status symbol to drive around and be seen in. He scrimped and saved, and fianlly went to the dealer to part with several years income for a brand new, state-of-the-art, computer enhanced dream mobile. After settling with the dealer, he drove off in his new car. Later, deciding that he wanted some music, he searched for the radio. The dashboard looked like a control panel on a 747. He fiddled with a button here and a gizmo there but finally gave up, having failed to find the radio. Furious, he raced back to the dealership and screamed at the salesman, telling him that they had forgotten to install the radio. The salesman assured him that it was right there in front of him, hooked into the onboard computer. All he has to do is tell it what he wants. He demonstrated: "Classical." *click* the car fills with the sound of Paganini. "Blues." *click* a B.B. King classic begins to play. The man drove off, amazed. "Country," he says. *click* a Garth Brooks tune comes on. "Punk." *click* The Pistols singing 'God Save The Queen'. The man was so captivated by this new toy that he wasn't paying much attention to the road. Another driver pulled out from a side street and cut him up. "CUNT!!!!" He screamed. *click*...
"Good morning, everyone. This is Chris Evans and you're listening to Virgin Radio."
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Post by petrcech34 on Jul 31, 2009 10:37:52 GMT
great one dani ;D
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Post by Megg x on Jul 31, 2009 10:51:51 GMT
School nurse: How on earth did you get that black eye??? Kid: You see that tree outside? School nurse: Yes... Kid: Well I didn't. i dont get it is this incorporating me into a joke
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Post by som3dud on Jul 31, 2009 13:35:28 GMT
you should watch where ur going next time meg XD
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Post by Taleisin on Aug 2, 2009 13:47:28 GMT
Technically it wasn't supposed to be aimed at you Meg ma darlink unless you randomly walk into trees.
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Post by Megg x on Aug 4, 2009 8:29:11 GMT
Boy: How comes ur so fat? Man: because everytime i slept with ur mom she gave me a biscuit
From the Alan Carr show!
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Post by Megg x on Aug 4, 2009 8:30:45 GMT
Technically it wasn't supposed to be aimed at you Meg ma darlink unless you randomly walk into trees. buhh i do randomly walk into trees
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Post by Sorcerero on Aug 4, 2009 10:55:51 GMT
Chip's attitude is a joke
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Post by Taleisin on Aug 6, 2009 13:41:59 GMT
Technically it wasn't supposed to be aimed at you Meg ma darlink unless you randomly walk into trees. buhh i do randomly walk into trees Then it was most likely aimed at you.
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Post by Megg x on Aug 6, 2009 14:16:11 GMT
O.O lubz u daniiison
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