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Post by som3dud on Sept 23, 2008 18:20:54 GMT
JOKES make the world go round (besides gravity i mean) ;D So lets see how much jokes u know lol i gotta good one: A guy goes to a doctor for a test... the guy comes to the doctor after the test. The doctor looks realy nervous. so the guy asks: - Doctor, Why are u so nervous? the doctor says: - Well... How should i put this... - Oh no! I'm gonna die am i... - Asks the guy. - Well... there is a good news and a bad news...Good news is you have a realy good intuition...Bad news is... lol get it?
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Post by cydimi on Sept 23, 2008 21:10:42 GMT
lol
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Post by cydimi on Sept 23, 2008 21:18:17 GMT
a man was married to a nieve (niave) (stupid) woman and he told her that he had the only penis in the werld. a few years of blissful marriage pass and the wife storms up to him grabs "it" and ses "u told me u had the only one of these in the werld!" bewilderd the man asks his wife wat shes talking about "the old man across the street hasone aswell!" she said. the man thinking quickly then says. "oh. oh yeah. thats my spare. he asked if he could borrow it" the woman calms down. then asks. "why did u give him the better one?"
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Post by som3dud on Sept 24, 2008 5:22:33 GMT
lol thats a good one XD
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Post by Sorcerero on Sept 24, 2008 6:42:42 GMT
A guy walk into a bar...ouch! lol sorry that sucks
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Post by speed2smash on Sept 24, 2008 13:25:05 GMT
lol
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Post by cydimi on Sept 26, 2008 20:14:54 GMT
lol thats good
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Post by petrcech34 on Dec 13, 2008 20:51:06 GMT
:Dhere's 1: 1 king 2 king 3 king 5 king 6 kig 7 king 8 king 9 king 10 king.. witch king i missed out??? 4 king hehe
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Post by cydimi on Dec 15, 2008 16:02:22 GMT
lol i dont get it
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Post by petrcech34 on Dec 28, 2008 10:30:46 GMT
what is 4 king nearly saying??? think man..... a bad naughty word that pple say...!
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Post by som3dud on Dec 28, 2008 16:39:55 GMT
eeeeeeeewww lol
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Post by lenii on Feb 7, 2009 10:58:38 GMT
cheezy!:Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? cheezy2!:what dyu call a sheep wiv no legs? a cloud!
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Post by lenii on Feb 7, 2009 11:13:10 GMT
OOH! i got another cheezy one, doctor, doctor ive got a strawberry stuck up my nose! well, i think ive got some cream for that ;[)
doctor doctor everybodys ignoring me!! NEEEXT!
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Post by Taleisin on Feb 8, 2009 7:49:56 GMT
School nurse: How on earth did you get that black eye??? Kid: You see that tree outside? School nurse: Yes... Kid: Well I didn't.
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Post by Sorcerero on Feb 8, 2009 7:51:50 GMT
Hashim1990
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