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Post by petrcech34 on Mar 29, 2009 18:09:45 GMT
i got a joke not a yo mama but oh well
i was walking by the street past a mental home and these guys on the other side of the fence were chanting: thirteen thirteen ect
so there was a hole threw the fence i stuck my eye threw it and some nutter poked me in the eye . i was like ouch! suddenly they all started chanting fourteen fourteen fourteen
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Post by Taleisin on Mar 30, 2009 0:15:28 GMT
Lmao nice.
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Post by warfeel2 on Mar 30, 2009 9:23:02 GMT
HEre is my joke A man comes to the doctor and says he has a bad cough.....the doctor says to drik 1 can of bear every day.......a month later he comes back to the doctor and the doctor says -oh my god what happened to you your all drunk!!! i said only 1 can of bear everyday the man replies - mhhmmm you i go only to 1 doctor ;P i dunno if u ppl get it
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Post by som3dud on Mar 30, 2009 10:20:15 GMT
dont you mean "beer"? not "bear" lol
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Post by Taleisin on Apr 2, 2009 2:34:29 GMT
erm.....someone explain it to me pl0x?
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Post by kingaziz1996 on Apr 27, 2009 18:59:13 GMT
your mum's so fat when she went on the scales she saw her telephone number
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Post by Taleisin on Apr 27, 2009 22:40:28 GMT
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Post by chipper on Apr 28, 2009 15:59:03 GMT
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!! dun-dun-tsshh!
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Post by chipper on Apr 28, 2009 15:59:41 GMT
naw that was lame, here's a better one
a guy walks into a bar...
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Post by Taleisin on Apr 29, 2009 3:47:03 GMT
..."Ouch."
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Post by bfcownz on May 13, 2009 21:41:55 GMT
this is a yo mama Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
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Post by Taleisin on May 14, 2009 6:47:25 GMT
A guy who's really into moterbikes buys a Harley second hand which is in mint condition. He asks the guy he bought it from how he kept it in that way. "I used Vaseline to smear all over it when it rained. Since you bought the bike I guess you can have the Vaseline free." The guy goes home happy. Later on, he decides to show off his new motorbike to his gf since he was going round hers to have dinner and meet the parents of doom. Before they go inside, the girl turns to him and says "My family are a bit weird. If you talk during dinner, you have to do the dishes." The guy says "Ok" thinking this'll be easy. They go in and everywhere the guy looked, there were piles of dirty dishes. In the hallway, in the living room, everywhere. They sit down to dinner, as predicted, no-one talked. The guy starts fondling his gf's boobs. Neither the parents spoke. Guy decides to screw his gf on the dinner table. Still, no-one spoke. Then he thinks, "Hey, her mother's kinda cute" and screws her on the dinner table too. Then it starts to rain and the guy, remembering his bike which is still outside, gets out the pot of Vaseline. The father stands up and yells "Alright I'll do the damn dishes!!!"
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Post by petrcech34 on May 14, 2009 19:35:36 GMT
lol!
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Post by Taleisin on May 15, 2009 5:04:28 GMT
I shoulda put an age rating on the joke... ... Oh whatever...The kids will learn about these things sooner or later
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Post by petrcech34 on May 16, 2009 7:36:29 GMT
what does that mean
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